1. Mona has a beautiful and naughty daughter called Sona. She is very naughty and mischievous.

One day, the little Sona with great curiosity asked her mom, ‘Mamma why your hair is turning grey? I don’t like it.’

Mona decided to teach her child about good behaviour and replied, ‘Dear, my hair is turning grey only because of you. Whenever you do any bad action, one of my hairs will turn grey.’

Sona was thinking for a while in silent and laughed loudly.

Mom asked, what happened?

Sona replied, ‘Mamma now I understand why grandma’s hair is completely grey!’

2. During a cold winter day a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.

Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.

After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”!

3. Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?

Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in.