1. Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.” 
2. Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally someone who understands me" 
3. Patient: Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup. 
4. Patient: My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil till I get there.
Newly married woman's make-up washed off; husband denies to recognize her
Monster Lobster found in Bermuda!!
Your can't stop yourself falling for this handsome blue-eyed...
_590974454e4ef.png)
