Some of the Humorous Tweets:

1.  It is the Gujarati's lot in life to be laughed at for carrying the plan, & then to watch quietly as all who laughed at him eat every last one

2. Rest of the husbands- Shaadi key bad fight Karne Se Pyaar badhta hai.

   Gujju Husbands- Shaadi key bad fight karne se Khar cha badhta hai.

3. Lesson 1: Singular and Plural Nouns

Singular: Gujju

Plural: Garba

4. Andheri has a restaurant called "He Said She Said". If it was in a Gujarati area like Kandivli, it would just be called "Panchat".

5. I'm so Gujarati that even if there's a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.

6. For all those who don't know the meaning of 'fleek' till now:

(noun) Gujarati for 'flick'; a film

Usage: "John Week is an ection fleek"

7. I really thought Planet of the Apes was a gujju man using the Google Play Store.

8. James Bond: "My phone's dead."

Gujju guy: "Maaro battery 82% chhe."

James Bond: "Tamaro never dies."

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