1. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

2. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Reba McEntire

3. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

4. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

5. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard

6. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

7. Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
Thor Heyerdahl

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