1. John :- My wife died yesterday..

I 'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,what to do?

Rickey :- No problem.

Just imagine she came back.

2. Teacher :- John, if you had 5 dollars and you asked your mother for another 5,how many dollars would you have?

John :- 5 Dollars Sir..!

Teacher :- You dont know your airthmetic.

John:- but Sir,you don't know my Mother.!

3. A Very Serious Fight Was Going on Between Husband and Wife..

Husband Said(in Anger):-"I Resign from the post of your Husband.."

Wife :- "Ok but, You'll have to stay till I don't get any other alternative.."