Friend1: Hey I got married.
Friend2: Oh! that's good.
Friend1: No, that's bad, she is ugly.
Friend2: Oh! that's bad.
Friend1: No, that's good, she is rich.
Friend2: Oh! that's good.
Friend1: No, that's bad, she don't give me a cent.
Friend2: Oh! that's bad.
Friend1: No, that's good, she bought me a big house.
Friend2: Oh! that's good.
Friend1: No, that's bad, the house burn down.
Friend2: Oh! that's bad.
Friend1: No, that's good, She was in it.
Friend2 (speechless).