Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive? Girlfriend to boyfriend: How much do you love me? Boyfriend: I am a mobile and you are my sim. Girlfriend: Oh God... I am so lucky. You love me so much !! Funny Boyfriend: Thank God! She does not know this is a dual sim mobile. Also Read: All boys have same problem! Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson went for an outing! This husband found a new way!!