Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You
Girl: hi baby :
Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)
Girl: Are you there?? :(
Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)
Girl: are you ignoring me or what??
Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)
Girl: Its over..
don't you ever talk to me again !!
Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O :P
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