“Road, park, bus stand, street, terece, railway track, near a gatter, futpath par
Jaha par bhi soye hue ho uth jao subah ho gayi.”
“Early to bed, Early to rise
it makes u r girlfrend escape with other guys”
“chahe aap sir peeto, chahe gussa karo chahe aap bistar pe kudo ya mobil utha ke phek do
hum toh itne baje hi GUD morning kahenge”
“Kya mausam aya hai, har taraf pani hi pani laya hai
1 jadu sa chaya hai, tm gharse bahar mat niklna
warna log kahege barsat hui nhi
aur MENDAK nikal aya hai” Hindi Good Morning Jokes For Friends
“Shehnaayian bajao Khushiyan manao Jhoomo Nacho Gaao Jashan Manao Kyon K Hum Uth Gaye Hain”
“Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka”
“Hum uth gaye hain. Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna, Line se aana..
Darshan 11 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed”
“1 Ladki Gifts ki dukaan mein – kaaphi der
Gifts dekhane ke baad 1 Gifts ki taraph
ishaara karate hue poochha…ye hansati hui chudail
kitane ki hai ?
Dukaandaar- Madam ye Mirror hai”
“Koi daulot per naaz kerta hai koi shohrat per naaz kerta hai,
Jisko milte hai hamare messages wo kismat per naaz kerta hai”
“Doctor kahta hai ki jaldi uuthne se umar badhti hai,
Murga jaldi uutha hai or sham tak saheed ho jata hai.
Vaham se bacho, Aaraam se uutho.”
“Teacher – Iqbal ke is shahyari ka matlab bataao. ‘khol aankh jameen dekh, falak dekh fiza dekh, mashrik se uubharte hue suraj ko jara dekh’
Student – Sir Iqbal kah reha hai Good Morning”
“Bahut dino se apne dosto ko bhul gye the.
Kal raat star gold per namak haraam dekhi, Saale sab yaad aa gye”
“Aalsi na samajh hame dunia walon,
Jab suraj hi late aa reha hai to mai jaldi kyo uuthu”
“Zindgi rehi to tumhara sath nibhayege doston,
Bhul jaau to samajh lena ki girlfriend pata li”
“Purane log kahte the ki sote waqt tension me ni sona chahiye,
Taazub ki baat hai fir bhi log apni biwi ke sath sote hai”
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