1. Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.” Doctor: “Tell him I cant see him.” 2. Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally someone who understands me" 3. Patient: Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup. 4. Patient: My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Doctor: Use a pencil till I get there. Newly married woman's make-up washed off; husband denies to recognize her Monster Lobster found in Bermuda!! Your can't stop yourself falling for this handsome blue-eyed...