All of our Politicians are
playing KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati)
in reverse manner ....
They make crores and crores
first and then answer
the questions later.
Lalu Opened a Facebook Account,
Posted his pictures, Wrote his Age, Profession, Job
Address, Date of birth, Profile pics, etc.
But he was totally confused what to write On
" Wall "......
After deep thinking, he wrote :
"Yahaan Susu Karna Mana hain"
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem....
Q: What do you call 50 Politicians on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call all the Politicians on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except power and Politics.