1. “Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.” - Andy Rooney 2. “I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does.” – Andy Rooney 3. I am an atheist..! don’t understand religion at all. I’m sure I’ll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it’s all nonsense. - Andy Rooney