1. Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Student: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. 2. Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand." 3. Teacher: why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Student: You told me to do it without using tables! 4. Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."