1.Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options….. Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonald ?!!
2. A successful marriage is based on give & take:
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it; And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!
3. Definition of honeymoon:
a man’s last holiday
before he starts working for a new boss !!