It's fact what Twinkle Khanna has achieved as writer, she never could achieved as an actress. The actress has turned totally into a successful writer and columnist and called 'Mrs. Funnybones'. She openly speaks what she thinks. Recently the witty lady's sarcasm has attacked the most eligible bachelor of Bollywood Salman Khan. What Mrs. Funnybones wrote about Salman in her latest column, read out here: “Alliance Wanted For One Of India’s Oldest But Most Eligible Bachelors: Dashing, non-vegetarian, successful and muscular Khandani boy. Excellent in dance, drama and art. Girl must be pretty, slim and enjoy long drives off the beaten path. Bride must not be very talkative, as groom cannot tolerate any buck buck. Caste no bar. Contact" It is to see how will Bhaijan react on his co-star Twinkle's dig at him!!? Also Read: Evergreen songs of SALMAN KHAN on his birthday The best ever movies of 'SALMAN' enough to make you go on... Wishing DABANGG KHAN of Bollywood, a very HAPPY...