Que What does a bee do when it is hot? A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Que How do you make holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it!
Que How hot is it in Southern California? A: So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
Que How hot is a Los Angeles summer? A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Que What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons? A: By the time she got home it was toast!
Que What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona? A: Dental Records Que What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer? A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
Que What did the air conditioning say to the man? A: I'm your biggest fan.
Que What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona? A: Hot and Hotter.
Que How do heat lamps communicate? A: Lampost
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