Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." Also Read: Had a bad day this Joke will cheer your mood Best jokes to crack on your friend Bring smile to your face by reading this funny joke