1. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard 2. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire 3. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns 4. There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock 5. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard 6. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill 7. Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity. Thor Heyerdahl Also read: Read the quotes of 'Romeo And Juliet' author Read Out This Quotes On The "Jallianwala Bagh Massacre" The secret to success is preparation, read other quotes by "Abraham Lincoln"