Read best 10 sarcastic jokes here: 1. I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror. 2. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 3. If you’re here, who’s running hell? 4. I swear I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth again. 5. Would you like to dance? No? You must’ve misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants. 6. I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t. 7. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky. 8. If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away? 9. Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious? 10. Take my advice — it’s not like I’m dumb enough to. Also read: Jokes that make your kids laugh Funniest joke you will heard on Factory workers Hilarious Jokes on Overconfidence