A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event.
Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan.
My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher.
“What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “
Then I’d be a football fan.”
After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say,
“Everyone should call in and give one word for that game.”
“What’s your word?” the host replied.
“Bored out of my mind,” said the caller. From Sports Illustrated.