Pappu’s Attitude In Exams.
They give me questions which I don’t know.
So………………
I give them answers which they don’t know.
Why???
“Tit For Tat“
Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and
you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds….
Teacher: clever boy
Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student: Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant into it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from its Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!
MORAL:
Don’t Play with Students.. !!
They can do anything for 15 Marks.
Girlfriend: setting the password for her laptop with
boyfriend sitting beside her…
She types “BRAIN” as a
password.
Boyfriend: Fell down of his chair , laughing
Because laptop replied:“TOO SMALL”.
Teacher: Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam: MS Excel
John :MS Word
Matt :MS PowerPoint
Santa :After Thinking a lot
……..
“MS Dhoni”.
Height of Facebook update
A newly born baby’s status
“Thanks God! Got delivered successfully.”
At- Apollo hospital, jaipur. With
Suresh, Ramesh, Sonu, Moni and my girl friend Sonam.
When Arrya bhatta checked my papers,
………………
May be he invented Zero.
Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light Nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete …
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi
Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.
Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi
Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry
Someone Else, Forget Me
Forever !!
Boyfriend: Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi,na
Tere Jaane Ka Gam,
Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi,
Doosri Pata Leinge Hum
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