Laughing time!
Laughing time!
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1.Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?

Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?

Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?

Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this ?

Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options….. Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonald ?!!

2. A successful marriage is based on give & take:

Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it; And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!

3. Definition of honeymoon:

a man’s last holiday

before he starts working for a new boss !!

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