Que What does a bee do when it is hot?
A: He takes off his yellow jacket!
Que How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!
Que How hot is it in Southern California?
A: So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!
Que How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Que What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
A: By the time she got home it was toast!
Que What do you need to visit Death Valley, Arizona?
A: Dental Records
Que What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
Que What did the air conditioning say to the man?
A: I'm your biggest fan.
Que What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.
Que How do heat lamps communicate?