1- Santa: I’m feeling like a legislative body - Vidhan or Lok Sabha
Banta: What do you mean?
Santa: My stomach is upset.
Banta: What does your stomach have to do with Legislative Assemblies or Parliament?
Santa: I’m passing motion after motion.
2- How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. Oo bolo ta ra ra!
3- Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘Delivered’.
4- A bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is a cyclone"
Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
5- Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
6- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. It's 1258."
7- Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?
Santa: For what?
Salesman: For ants
Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!
8- How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?
It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!
9- Santa was writing past tense of "I make a mistake"
Guess what he wrote?
"I was made by a mistake"
10- The most dangerous joke to date:
Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!
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