1. He: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time! She: No darling, it means, With Idiot For ever

 2. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

3.Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you

4. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

5. Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your Parents

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