Funny Jokes

1-  What do dentists call their x-rays?

 

Tooth pics!

 

2-  Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

 

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

 

3- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

 

Nothing, it just waved.

 

4- Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

 

It was in tents!

 

5- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

 

One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

 

6- Why should you never trust stairs?

 

They’re always up to something.

 

7- When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

 

When it becomes apparent.

 

8- Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

 

He got fired.

 

9- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

 

Thunderpants

 

10-  How do you measure a snake?

 

In inches—they don’t have feet.

 

Happy Maha Shivaratri

 

International Tribal Film Festival will be held in Arunachal Pradesh from this day

 

After the Home Minister, CM Shivraj spoke to Pt. Pradeep Mishra, said this about the event.

 

 
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