1- What do dentists call their x-rays?
2- Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
3- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
4- Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents!
5- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
6- Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
7- When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
8- Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
9- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
10- How do you measure a snake?
In inches—they don’t have feet.