A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami One Drunk-Night .. while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feets .

He shouted to the Sea: 'No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet . . . I'll Never take her back .. !! Its your mistake.. Deal With It Now...

Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.

Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?

Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it! Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage

1-The wife is always right.

2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.

Boys, By the way, this rules also applied on girlfriend.

Santa: I was a dude before marrying.

Banta: And what are you now?

Santa: Now I'm subdued!.......................funniest husband wife jokes

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