Jokes in English
Jokes in English
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1- Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con…

OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 

 

2- Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

 

3- How can Santa kill a lion?

Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra .

4- How can Santa kill a lion?

Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra raBanta: Can you tell me what Ford is?

Santa: Sure! It’s a gadee (motor car)

Banta: Tell me what is Oxford.

Santa: Sure, sure! Oxford is baiyl di gaadi (bullock cart)

5-  Santa goes to see an astrologer.

Astrologer: You are the father of three children.

Santa: Oye Khote! I have four children 

Astrologer: That’s what you think!

6- Santa was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks

Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."

7- How do you identify a Santa in a classroom ?

It is simple.. check who's erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board. !!!!

8- Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented?

Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!

 9- Santa: Let's go for movie.

Banta: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..

Santa: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.

10- Santa : I have more Fans than You..

Banta: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.

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