Jokes

1- Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.

Instead of cash, they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,

Happily, they drank & went away.

 

2- SANTA went to court

 

JUDGE: “Order! Order !”

 

SANTA: “1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

 

JUDGE: “Shut Up !”

 

SANTA: ”No,No..7-Up! 

 

3- A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell,

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I’m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

 

4- Santa-Oye! what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

 

5- Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

 

Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.

 

Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

 

Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!  

 

6- Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying.

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

 

7- Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?

 

Santa: Because it’s worth it.

 

8- Titanic was sinking.

 

An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?

 

Santa: 2 KMs.

 

Englishman jumped into sea.

 

Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?

 

Santa: Downwards!

 

9- A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..

 

“My father grows beans,” said one student.

 

“My father cooks beans,” said another.

 

Then a Little Santa spoke up: “We are all human beans.” 

 

10- What kind of a father are you if you don’t drink?

I mean, Woh Kaisa Pita Hai, Jo Pita Nahi Hai?

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