1- Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

2- Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

3- Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"

Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

4- Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"

Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"

5- A: Why are you crying?

B: The elephant is dead.

A: Was he your pet?

B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

6- In a restaurant:

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

7- My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him.

8- Knock Knock

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you so much! (I love you so much..)

9- Did you hear about the skeleton who walked into a cafe?

He ordered a cup of coffee and a mop.

10- One teacher said this to his students before the final test.

"A" is for God.

"B" is for me and my wife.

"C" is for the perfect student.

"D & F" are for all other students.

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