1. Elephant: Do you know, Size alone matters in this world. Ant: Yes, but the matter ain't got any size no ! It's energy specific !!
2. Elephant: I love you ANT! Will you marry me? Ant: I'm sorry, I can't marry you! Elephant: Is it because I am too fat? Ant: I don't have any problem with your size. It is because our culture doesn't allow inter-size marriages!
3. There were 2 friends, An ant and an elephant . They were once walking around a circle. The elephant accidently shitted on the ant . In a friendly tit -for-tat move, the ant tickled the elephant till it slipped and fell down with its stomach on the ground.
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