1. Elephant: Do you know, Size alone matters in this world. Ant: Yes, but the matter ain't got any size no ! It's energy specific !!
2. Elephant: I love you ANT! Will you marry me? Ant: I'm sorry, I can't marry you! Elephant: Is it because I am too fat? Ant: I don't have any problem with your size. It is because our culture doesn't allow inter-size marriages!