Class me madam boli- jab mai soft hoti hu tab soft hu lekin jb tuff hoti hu tb tuff hu.1 shaitan bachha khada ho k bola- madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI jesi ho.
Baccho k doubt:
Bablu- Teacher Teacher.!
Bus Male hai ya Female.?
Teacher- Sochne Lagi.
Pappu- Teacher, Teacher
It's Female
Bablu- Kyu
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Log Uspe Chadte Hai.
Teacher Pareshan
While Bablu In Doubt-Agar Bus Female Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To Uske Bacche Kyu nhi hote.?
Teacher Aur Pareshan.
Pappu- Kyuki Sab Us Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
Bablu in doubt- Maana Sabhi Peeche Se Chadte Hai,
But Driver Aur Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hai.
Phir Bachche Kyu Nhi Hote.?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Pappu- Kyon Ki Woh Dono Topi Pehanke Chadte Hai.
Teacher Behosh.!
Pool Table is a Cool Table. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes. Using only one Stick!
Riddle:
What is the best way to forget ur troubles?
Wear tight underwear...
U will have no time to think anything else:-D
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