1) Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister? Peter: Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself!
2) Q: What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? A: Feyoncé!!
3) I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.
4) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
5) Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant! Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches you vagina, say stop. Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.
6) Never ask for the ‘High Five’ from a short person, you can ask for a ‘Low Five’!
7) Question: What does Dumbo do after taking a photocopy? Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!
8) It was the end of the school year and Joey’s mother asked: “And were the exam questions difficult?” “They weren’t bad at all,” her son replied. “It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”
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