1- Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?
Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!
Santa: Thank God, I have only 6 children!!
2- Salesman: Which soap you use?
Santa: Baba's soap, Baba's paste and Baba's brush.
Salesman: Is Baba's an INTERNATIONAL company?
Santa: Baba is my room mate
3- Santa: I've been sending e-mails to William Shakespeare
Banta: William Shakespeare is dead, stupid
Santa: No wonder he hasn't replied as well
4- Santa's wife dies.
He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
5- Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.
6- A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
"He's not my friend."
7- In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
8- SANTA went to court
"Order ! Order !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"Shut Up !"
9- After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
10- Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?