Teacher and children's favorite jokes

1- Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?

 

Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!

 

Santa: Thank God, I have only 6 children!!

 

2- Salesman: Which soap you use?

 

Santa: Baba's soap, Baba's paste and Baba's brush.

 

Salesman: Is Baba's an INTERNATIONAL company?

 

Santa: Baba is my room mate

 

3- Santa: I've been sending e-mails to William Shakespeare

 

Banta: William Shakespeare is dead, stupid

 

Santa: No wonder he hasn't replied as well

 

4- Santa's wife dies.

 

He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.

 

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

 

5- Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in

the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.

Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

 

6- A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Santa rushes home and came back within

half an hour and slapped the man

and said:

"He's not my friend."

 

7- In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

 

8- SANTA went to court

 

JUDGE:

"Order ! Order !"

 

SANTA:

"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

 

JUDGE:

"Shut Up !"

 

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

 

9- After an accident,

A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights

& told u 2 go by side.

 

Santa: I also started d wipers

& said No, no..No no. :D

 

10- Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

 

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

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