A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?” Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.” Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!” Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug! Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39 Also Read: Ha ! Ha ! very funny!!