#1 How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ….
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#2 I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud....
