1. The photographer was positioning the woman’s new husband and her for their wedding photos When he asked, “Have you ever modeled?” Woman’s cheeks instantly turned red and she said. “No, I haven’t. “But I always thought …” The photographer interrupted the woman: “I meant him.” 2. A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. Officer said: “I have an interesting case here. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” Sergeant asked officer: “Have you arrested her?” Officer said: “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” 3. A couple was sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says: “I love you.” Husband asks: “Is that you or the wine talking?” Wife said: “It’s me, Talking to the wine.” What happens when woman gives her 'twins' up for adoption? Surely you will not prefer these jobs even at a higher salary ! Ladies, try hard for not to spoil your 'Wedding Day' like this !