1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man replies: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
2. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later;
Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'' 
Newly married woman's make-up washed off; husband denies to...
Ladies, try hard for not to spoil your 'Wedding Day' like this !
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