1- Boss: Where Were You Born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: Which Part?
Sardar: What ‘Which Part’? Whole Body Was Born In India.
2- 2 Sardar Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car.
Sardar 1: What Would You Do If The Bomb
Explodes While Fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont Worry, I Have One More.
3- Sardar: What Is The Name Of Your Car?
Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
4- Santa: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..
Banta: How Do U Know?
Santa: I Told I Love Her, But She Said Her Chappals Are New
5- Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.
Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today..
Santa: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
6- Santa And Banta Are Walking On A Road, And They Find A 1000 Rupee Note Lying Down.
Santa – What Should We Do Now?
Banta- We’ll Take 50:50.
Santa- What About The Remaining 900?
7- Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied…
French : I Think I Dont Smoke (Died).
American : I Think I Love My Wife (Died).
Santa: I Think.. (Died)
8- Sardar: U Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.
Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is ‘All India Radio! ‘
9- Santa Goes Into A Bar In New York.
The Man On His Right Orders A Drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, Single.’
The Man On His Left Says, ‘Jack Daniels, Single.’
Santa Says. ‘Santa Singh, Married.’
10- Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.
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