Anthony Jeselnik Brings His Dark Comedy to India: Famous for his dark humor, American comedian Anthony Jeselnik is preparing for his debut performance in India with his "Bones and All" tour. This exciting tour will take place in Mumbai, Delhi, and Bengaluru from August 8 to 10, 2024, and is presented by DeadAnt Live.

Jeselnik has gained critical acclaim for his most recent stand-up special, "Fire in the Maternity Ward," which premiered on Netflix. He also created, hosted, and produced the series "Good Talk" and "The Jeselnik Offensive" on Comedy Central. In addition, he has written and performed other stand-up specials, including "Thoughts and Prayers."

Sharing his excitement about the upcoming tour, Jeselnik said, "I'm thrilled to announce my first comedy tour in India. It's a place I've always wanted to visit and perform. 'Bones and All' features all-new material, and I hope you enjoy it. See you in Mumbai, Delhi, and Bengaluru this August!"

Ravina Rawal, Founder-CEO of DeadAnt, added, "The Loop is incredibly important to us at DeadAnt Live. It aims to bridge the gap between comedy culture in India and abroad by introducing foreign, English-speaking comedians to audiences here. We look forward to presenting the supremely talented master of misdirection and the 'dark prince of comedy,' Anthony Jeselnik, in a three-city tour. We are confident that his performance will make for an unforgettable evening, for all the right reasons."

Anthony Jeselnik is known for his sharp wit and dark humor. Here are 10 jokes from his stand-up routines:

"My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She’s always eating chocolate. She likes bittersweet chocolate, semisweet chocolate, dark chocolate, and I’m not making this up: milk chocolate. But I always get her chocolate because, you know what? The other day I got her a chocolate bunny. And that’s a great gift for me too because now I get the leftover ears."

"You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby."

"I remember the first time I saw my mom without makeup. I was so scared. I said, 'Mom, what happened?' She looked at me and said, 'Anthony, don't worry. I was just cleaning the blood off my face.'"

"Whenever I go to the grocery store, I always buy extra diapers. People always say, 'Do you have a baby at home?' I say, 'No, I just like the feel of them.'"

"I’m good at my job for a reason, but that reason is not a good one."

"I used to have a great job. I was a murderer. I used to kill people for money. But I was really good at it. The only problem is that my boss, he’s a real jerk. He fired me. But I don't care, because now I do the same thing but for free."

"I like to hold my girlfriend’s hand when we’re walking through the mall because if I let go, she starts to shop."

"I can’t tell you how many times people have come up to me and said, 'Anthony, you are the last person in the world I’d want to see at my mother’s funeral.' But in my defense, I didn’t know it was a closed casket."

"When I was a kid, my family was really poor. I remember one time I asked my dad if I could have a pet, and he told me that we were so poor, we couldn't even afford a pet rock. So, he got me a piece of gravel instead."

"The best part about having a kid is making them feel better when they're sad. The worst part is when you realize you're the reason they're sad."

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