WhatsApp Status funny jokes list!

Jul 18 2016 01:07 PM
Prachi

1.Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 ! He's Probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

4. Someone is always 'Available'. How free Are you?????

5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

8. Someone is 'at d movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there....

Google knows Everything!!!

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet.

Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom."

"Think of something to ask it."

As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"

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