#1
Tooth brush while talking to toilet paper said: Sometimes I feel, that I have the worst job in the world!!
Tissue paper replied: Please man...re-think about your statement.
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#2
Man1: Why is prime minister not seen in morning?
Man2: He may be sleeping.
Man3: No, because he is pm not am.
#3
What do you call an alligator in vest?
*An investigator*
