Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?

Boy: Will you die for me?

Girl: Yes.

Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?

Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried

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Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.

Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking too.

Boy: Ok!

Girl: N going to the night club too.

Boy:- Yes..

Girl:- What else can u leave??

Boy:- The idea of marrying You

Girl: hi baby :

Boy: hii sweet heart...(sending failed)

Girl: Are you there?? :(

Boy: yes yes..I'm here...(sending failed)

Girl: are you ignoring me or what??

Boy: honey I'm not..i m right here..(sending failed)

Girl: Its over..

don't you ever talk to me again !!

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O :P

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