Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - Hard disk full.

Wife - Have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - But I told you about it in morning.

Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Hey Bagwan! Forget it where's your salary.

Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.

husband - Data type mismatch.

Wife - You are useless.

Husband - By default.

Wife - By the way, who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot

 Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - The only user with write permission.

Wife - What is my value in your life?

Husband - Unknown virus detected.

Wife - Do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my Dadu's house.

Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - It is worthless talking to you.

Husband - Shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going.

Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer.