All of our Politicians are

playing KBC (Kaun Banega Crorepati)

in reverse manner ....

They make crores and crores

first and then answer

the questions later.

Lalu Opened a Facebook Account,

Posted his pictures, Wrote his Age, Profession, Job

Address, Date of birth, Profile pics, etc.

But he was totally confused what to write On

" Wall "......

After deep thinking, he wrote :

"Yahaan Susu Karna Mana hain"

Politicians on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?

A: Problem....

Q: What do you call 50 Politicians on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call all the Politicians on the moon?

A: ...... Problem Solved!!!

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except power and Politics.