1. Style of break up
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST
2. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
3. Aftr engagemnt! Girl
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy: Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU .
4. On a romantic day
sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
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