1.Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!
2.Once there were three Ladies.
First Lady:-My husband's hair color is Black,So i will wear Black Dress for tomorrow Party.
Second Lady:-My husband's hair color is Yellow,So i will wear yellow Dress for tomorrow Party.
Third Lady questioned:My Husband is bald,So what should I ???!!!
3. Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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