Just for Laugh!
Just for Laugh!
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  • Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.

 
         Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

 

  • Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."
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  • Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”
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