A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! That’s not going to help,”
she said. “Sure, it does,”
he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.” 
Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do 
Web design.
Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
kid: Oh, very easy.
Friend: He doesn’t mean to make 
a Facebook profile. He means to 
remake all of Facebook.
kid: Oh. Very hard. Father: Oh, OK.
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